While Ariana Grande may not mind tongue-ing up on a doughnut from time to time, that lizard lick ain’t going anywhere near Mac Miller. They claimed they were just too busy to see each other, but now it seems like she walked away from that “toxic relationship” because he just can’t keep his shit together. Mac was recently arrested for DUI after crashing his G-Wagon into a pole, and one person took to Twitter to blame Ariana. She responded by plucking said person’s eyeball out and letting him know what’s what.
Ariana isn’t going to take pointed fingers lying down. One dude went on Twitter to sort of canonize Mac and say how he was a saint who wrote a whole album for Ari, and her breaking up with him sent him into a tailspin. She roared back and refused to be blame for a grown man’s actions:
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) May 23, 2018
Mac used to be addicted to “purple drank,” per Wikipedia, but is allegedly reformed, so take that for what it’s worth. Ariana’s note kind of alludes to the story that’s getting spread that she was tired of holding his ass together and off the drank. First and foremost, nothing takes the marbles out of Ariana’s mouth to finally start enunciating like some lady-bashing. She’s gone in on Bette Midler for calling her a high-voiced whore, a fan for objectifying her, and those DJs for being sexist over emojis. So getting called out as the reason why some poor, innocent man drunkenly fell off and crashed the wagon was sure to whip that ponytail in a tizzy like a lightsaber. I’m sure her “shaming/blaming women for a man’s inability to keep his shit together is a major problem” rebuttal even had Melania Trump suddenly blaring an Ariana Spotify playlist loud and clear from the East Wing all afternoon.