It’s been less than a week since Chrissy Teigen and John Legend’s loin fruit was delivered. That was just enough time for them to wipe the birth gunk off his face and give him a name. Now, little Miles Theodore Stephens is ready for his closeup! Chrissy posted a picture of the newborn on Instagram yesterday and he probably already has a book deal.
Here’s baby Miles!
Yep, that’s a newborn alright! He’s still in what my husband calls the “raisin” stage so it’s kind of hard to tell if he’s going to be writing a Hollywood memoir or a self-help book. It doesn’t really matter because the terms of his advance means he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Mom also posted an intimate post birth photo.
I’ve never given birth and photos like this make me very thankful for that fact. The best part though, is little Luna in the back there with her Fischer Price harp. What, you didn’t know FP makes baby harps? How you living?
When Luna was born, people on Instagram gave Chrissy a hard time for daring to go out to dinner the first week of her arrival. It seems like Chrissy hasn’t forgotten about that because she tweeted a cheeky admonition to John for leaving his less than one-week-old baby to attend the Billboard Music Awards.
wow didn’t u just have a baby John smh go take care of it !!!!!! disgusting pic.twitter.com/l20XJGQ2Fu
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 20, 2018
Leave it to Chrissy to highlight the hypocrisy of the patriarchy while simultaneously showing off her see-through fireplace and her family’s own press coverage on TV. I see you Chrissy, you minx.