Bella Thorne Kindly Asks People To Stop Saying She’s On Crack
Apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt isn’t the only one having to explain their facial situation this week (oh that sounded gross, but it’s not like that). Except in Bella Thorne’s case, she’s demanding an apology instead of issuing one.
Bella Thorne is 20 years old, and as anyone who has ever been an acne-prone teen knows, acne doesn’t suddenly disappear once you hit 20. And on Wednesday Bella posted the above selfie to Instagram to promote the release of her two news songs. Bella’s face appeared to be free of any enhancements (save for whatever Dr. 90210 put in her lips). But apparently all some people could see was Bella doing an impression of her alter-ego named Crystal Methany or Captain Crack Sparrow. Here’s a sample platter of just a few of the less-kind comments on that Instagram post:
“U look like a meth head”
“Bella is a drug addict”
“Girl, you’re having too much drugs”
“Stay off the drugs be safe”
“Crackhead in the making”
“We don’t think you are on crack…it’s clearly meth”
“Yuck“
Despite the majority of the comments being about how pretty Bella is, she still went off on Twitter, slapping back at anyone who might have implied those spots on her face are drug marks.
You guys got me fucked what what cuz I don’t wear makeup and I’m exhausted from working and I have acne, and you guys think I’m im crack? pic.twitter.com/CYxGDO34jy
— BITCHIMBELLATHORNE (@bellathorne) May 17, 2018
What the fuck is wrong w you guys.
— BITCHIMBELLATHORNE (@bellathorne) May 17, 2018
I don’t like 2018 you guys just try and rip apart EVERY single thing you see. It’s disgusting.
— BITCHIMBELLATHORNE (@bellathorne) May 17, 2018
You can’t just for one second think hmm this is a real person I’m talking to.. a real fucking human being just like yourself
— BITCHIMBELLATHORNE (@bellathorne) May 17, 2018
Personally, as someone who has been blessed with the nicknames Bacon Face, Braille-ison, and Mount. St. Ally, I’m willing to believe that face isn’t the result of crack smoking. But I cannot forgive those dirty-ass fingernails.
I do not know what the hell kind of digging Bella was doing with her fingers. But unless she wants people slipping pamphlets to Promises into her mailbox, she better take a nail brush and a bar of soap to those nails ASAP.
Pic: Instagram