Night Crumbs
Issa Rae, Kate McKinnon, Sarah Silverman, and a few extra limbs are on the cover of GQ’s Tribute To Photoshop Fuckery Issue. And Vanity Fair is probably looking at this issue like, “I don’t see the problem…” – Jezebel
Um, obviously St. Angie Jolie is in London, because while everyone is busy at the royal wedding, she’s going to appear in Prince Louis’ nursery and put a curse on him. She IS Maleficent – Lainey Gossip
That shameless Selena Jolie home wrecked poor miserable Jennifer Aniston’s marriage and stole her husband. It’s obviously true because Life & Style says so – Celebitchy
DUH – Reality Tea
Jason Statham has gotten ahead of a tape that may come out of him spewing out a f-word-laced homophobic stream of rage at producers on the set of some movie in 2015. Jason doesn’t remember saying those words and he doesn’t say them now, but if he did, he’s sorry. Yeah okay, but a more believable excuse would’ve been, “Listen, mates, I’m British. Yeah, I called them all fucking fags, but I didn’t mean it in a homo way. I was just calling them all fucking cigarettes. I’m British!” – Towleroad
Rita Ora continues to spread the meaning of Satan by wearing those unholy tiny sunglasses – Drunken Stepfather
Earlier this week I ate something that fucked my stomach up. And today, I’m watching the leech that’s usually found stuck to Kim Kardashian’s bleached b-hole eating gold chicken that looks like it’s covered with jizz. Why do I hate my stomach so? – Pajiba
Which one’s Steven Tyler again? – SOW
When the National History Museum does an exhibit on The Age of Twink in 100 years, this will be the cover of the pamphlet – Boy Culture
Alec Baldwin’s wife Hilaria Baldwin gave birth to another Instagram yoga pose accessory – Just Jared
Pic: GQ