A few years ago, Jared Leto joked in an interview with Rolling Stone that there was a very good chance he’s got a random hook-up baby out there somewhere. As it turns out, the metric for Jared’s hook-ups might not be that random. According to Dylan Sprouse, Jared’s got a pretty narrow age group be targets, and it skews pretty young.
Despite his ageless hipster vampire appearance, Jared Leto is 46 years old. Apropos of nothing, Dylan Sprouse (twin brother of Cole Sprouse, and one-time son of Adam Sandler) asked Jared a question about his “type” on Twitter. Insert RuPaul’s Drag Race shady rattlesnake noise here.
Yo @JaredLeto now that you’ve slid into the dm’s of every female model aged 18-25, what would you say your success rate is?
— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) May 16, 2018
There have been internet rumors about Jared Leto creeping on young girls for years now. Not to mention four years ago when he was rumored to be getting with a 21-year-old Miley Cyrus. And then there was the rumor about a 33-ish Jared getting with a possibly-18 or 19 Lindsay Lohan.
But I wasn’t prepared for what would happen next. Jared didn’t respond to Dylan’s tweet, but Guardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn did.
He starts at 18 on the Internet?
— James Gunn (@JamesGunn) May 16, 2018
Cosmopolitan points out that this isn’t the first time James Gunn has called Jared Leto out for alleged underage grossness. In 2015, James streamed a live video on Periscope in which he alleged that Jared Leto sleeps with underage girls. James later erased it and blamed it on the Ambien.
Jared Leto hasn’t responded to either Dylan or James, and I’ve got a feeling if he does, it will be through a threatening letter courtesy of his lawyer. Dylan and James made the grave mistake of forgetting to use the word “allegedly” here, so I hope for their sake they don’t get sued into the ass-end of history for slander. I guess they could both claim they were exaggerating? It’s worth a shot. “Jared, you clearly haven’t slid into every DM. Instagram has 800 million users, and I’m pretty sure 90% are aspiring models. It would be statistically impossible!”