Much to the glee of any attendee not named THE QUEEN, all five Spice Girls will be at the wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Much to the glee of one Posh Spice/Victoria Beckham, they will not have to turn on a microphone and belt out the hits. Although, when was her microphone ever on in the first place??
TMZ says Mel B might be eating crow today because even though she played coy a few months ago on The Real that had everyone assuming she and the other four would be zig-a-zig-ahhh-ing with the corgis after Meg and Harry say “I do” (assuming Michael K doesn’t successfully intervene), it looks like the gals will just be there to watch the wedding. Ew, being there in person is the worst place to be on the day of the wedding. Everyone knows the best strategy is to just toddle home from a night out at the club, put on a fascinator, pour a mimosa, and watch from the comfort of your own couch whatever mess commentary Katie Lee Gifford and the rest of the Today have to spew.
My favorite part of this whole story is how TMZ makes it out to be like the Spice Girls are waiting on standby because they just might be asked one of these days:
“…there are no current plans to have the group perform at any point in the festivities. M&H haven’t asked … neither has Kensington Palace. What’s more … we’re told the Spice Girls haven’t rehearsed anything for the wedding either, as of now, and with about a week or so before the Royal couple ties the know … it ain’t likely they’ll get an act together in time for a showstopper.”
Now now…let’s not make it out like pointing and gesticulating while “Say You’ll Be There” plays from Princess Margaret’s old boombox requires much rehearsal. The same source seems to think there’s a chance the gals might do something to entertain the room since Scary, Ginger, and Baby got together the other day.
That entertainment might just be everyone taking bets on how long all five can sit at the same table without cracking a passive aggressive comment at Victoria’s Target line!