“Help me Kanye, you’re my only hope” – Pamela Anderson Hologram, 2018
That’s the chilling message Pam wants Kanye West to receive in a letter she penned to America’s newest champion of free speech. On her Pamela Anderson Foundation website (dedicated to all things PETA, poetry and “Challenging communities- and Politics world wide–in a provocative way”), Pam posted a letter to Kanye asking him for a show of public support for her BFF Julian Assange who’s still posted up at the Ecuador Embassy Suites in London.
Here’s an excerpt:
I don’t know if Pam ran out of stamps or what. Either Pam doesn’t know Kanye’s address, or she chose to post this online instead of mailing a hard copy, because she knows Kanye only responds to correspondence that includes prayer hands emojis, and those are hard to draw.
As Pam points out, Julian “can have no visitors. No Phone calls or internet” which sounds like a human rights violation until you learn that the Ecuadorian government might have shut off Julian’s internet because he was popping off on Twitter in support of Catalan independence. Ecuador was all “um, could you not? Spain’s kind of our homie” and Julian was probably all, “free speech, motherfuckers, ever heard of it?”. Sky News reports (2017):
“We have reminded Mr Assange that he has no reason to interfere in Ecuadorian politics because his status does not allow it. Nor in that of nations that are our friends.
I don’t know if that’s the whole reason, but it’s one. Anyway, he was being a shitty guest and so now his lady friend is out here begging for Kanye’s help. But you gotta hand it to her, if you’re going to ask Kanye for a favor, you’d do well to study Pam’s form. Not only does she make sure to blow smoke up his ass, she does it using free verse poetry. Pam wrote:
I’ve always supported your ‘no filter’ –
you speak your mind.
you make an impact.
I’m sure a lot of people feel like you –
They just are stuck in what
society says is OK to say.
Emily Dickinson, is that you? Have you reincarnated and taken the physical form of a buxom blonde? If Pam manages to get Kanye on board, he can join the prestigious list of A-listers Pam’s talked into supporting Julian, none of whom are completely psycho at all. Like Vivian Westwood below! Nothing crazy to see here!