Karamel The Two-Wheeled Squirrel Is April’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

May 11, 2018 / Posted by:

I guess when you’re a squirrel and you’ve got two wheels for arms, you zoom past every bitch and leave them eating your dust and squirrel farts. Because Karamel, the speed racing squirrel of Turkey, easily won the title of Hot Slut of April 2018.

Jackson Parodi and his clit seizure-triggering mane, accordion skills and his happy trail weren’t magnificent enough to take down Karamel. He got 8% of the votes. Hugo: Man of a Thousand Faces might be made of 1% plastic and 99% pure nightmares, but he wasn’t scary enough to spook all of you into voting for him. He got 6% of the votes. The Mary River Turtle came the closest to taking Karamel down, but even its enviable ability to breathe through its genitals were no match for Karamel’s wheels. It got 23% of the votes.

Karamel got 63% of the votes and she’ll go on to the Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals.

If you haven’t heard about Karamel’s story, then please educate yourself by watching this video from The Dodo showing her journey from wild squirrel to the most technically complex and greatest Transformers character that ever was.

Thanks to all who voted!

Pic: Instagram

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