Hot Slut Of The Day!
This graceful badass pussy!
Normally when I decide to nerd out by playing a video game, I always choose to play the woman character, because she’s always got the hottest outfits, the best moves, and it just feels better when I scream, “Get them bitches, girl!” But if I played this alley cats video game, I’d definitely choose to play the black and white pussy, because bitch is S.T.E.A.L.T.H. (smooth, tenacious, elegant, acrobatic, lithe-as-fuck, tricky and hotter-than-hell).
There’s not much known about this video. I don’t know where it was filmed or when? But if you really wanted to find out, all you’d have to do is check vet records around the world for three pussies who suffered whiplash and a whipped body from getting hit by a furry lightning bolt.
Someone paired this video of the “Parkour Alley Puss” with the “Run” meme. The result is my new favorite video game scene that’s not really a video game scene. Steven Spielberg, James Cameron, Peter Jackson, Ridley Scott, and every other action movie director must be a bright shade of green right now because they are dripping with jealousy while wishing they could come up with pure dramatic action like this! Behold, this perfect video game score move.
That cliffhanger! Did that grey puss ever catch ninja puss? Did the other two cats get over the fact that they got their asses beat hard? If anything needs a sequel it’s this.
Pic: YouTube