Clutch Those Rosaries In Shock, Madonna Completely Covered Up At The Met Gala
At last night’s Met Gala, the category was: Catholic High Drag. And Madonna was there. So knowing two these things….
- Madge has been an extra sharp thorn in the Catholic church’s side for decades.
- Madge gets ten years added to her life when she bares those 59-year-old nalgitas and chichis at the Met Gala.
…I figured and hoped that she’d really blow the tit hat off of the Pope’s head by showing up in nothing but a crucifix butt plug, a crown of thrones clit ring, and communion wafers barely covering her nips. Or I figured she’d just bring Sinead O’Connor who’d spray paint “filthy pedos” all over the exhibit. (Seriously, the Met Gala needed Sinead.) But Madge delivered a real PLOT TWIST when she hit the eyes of the people with “grown Heidi at the funeral of her rich Italian husband.” She should’ve went all the way by yodel-ay-hee-boo-hooing onto a casket.
Madge’s Italian widow queen gown, including demure cross-shaped titty window, was designed by Jean Paul Gaultier, who dressed as a priest. Madge was also the performer of the night, so one would think that she’d bring the ~EDGINESS~ and ~CONTROVERSY~ there by singing Like A Prayer while simulating a gang bang by a chorus of female black Jesuses with strap-ons in front of burning crosses. But Madge kept it understated. She performed Like A Prayer, a new song called Beautiful Game, and Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah.
The performance of Like A Prayer was like the opening of Eyes Wide Shut the musical before they were told that they lost the rights so they quickly switched to doing Hamilton. Here’s a video Vogue put together:
And here’s a video of Madge and her Benedictine Monk impersonators doing Like A Prayer:
Madonna performing “Like A Prayer” inside the @metmuseum!!! ? #MetGala #MetaGala2018 pic.twitter.com/bUdC1dCalh
— Madonna Nation (@MadonnaNation) May 8, 2018
And Madge’s new song Beautiful Game (it’s not called Magic like in the caption below):
Tonight at the #MetGala @Madonna premiered a new song called #Magic, following her performance of #LikeAPrayer! We’re not sure if the track is new single or just featured on the new album but here a clip here: pic.twitter.com/l5oFgDMUgz
— shuffl'd (@shuffldEN) May 8, 2018
And Madge warbling out the never-ever-covered Hallelujah:
Madonna performing “Hallelujah” inside the @metmuseum!!! ?? #MetGala #MetaGala2018 pic.twitter.com/ZnozTf1OjB
— Madonna Nation (@MadonnaNation) May 8, 2018
I’m just going to tell myself that after that performance, Madge whispered to someone in the front, “You know I’m wearing a crucifix butt plug underneath this. Bitch has still got it!”
Pics: Wenn.com