Jada Pinkett Smith is still pimping out her new Facebook Watch show Red Table Talk. That’s how we heard about the secret 17-year feud she had with Gabrielle Union. The latest tidbit RTT teased is that Willow Smith once had the harrowing experience of walking in on her parents doing the Horizontal Tango. Only, since it’s Will Smith and Jada we’re talking about, it was probably some real unusual shit. Like the Secant Vector Shuffle with a Xenu twist. Whatever she saw, I’m sure it wasn’t covered in The Joy Of Sex.
According to Vulture, Jada said:
“I realized she walked in on Will and I. We were doing the sex show, I was like, ‘What was your introduction to sex?’” Pinkett Smith said while laughing. “She was like, ‘Well, you know, me walking in on you and Dad.’ I had no idea!” she screamed.
Apparently Willow says she didn’t actually “see” anything, she just knew she had walked in on “a very private moment”. Jada later joked “thank God I have some therapy fund put aside for you”. She’ll probably be avoiding Tommy Girl’s phone calls all week, thanks to that comment. Oddly, Jada hasn’t told Will about it yet, she wants to wait for him to watch the episode.
“I haven’t told him yet! That’s what’s funny, ’cause I want Will to see this! He’s gonna be like, ‘What?!’ He’s gonna call me and be like, What the hell is going on over there?!” Consider this payback, Will Smith. “I didn’t tell him on purpose because I think it’ll be so funny. He does that to me all the time. I’ll sip on my little tea and [watch].”
I guess they don’t run into each other very often at the Pinkett-Smith complex. The sex talk episode isnt even the first one. It’s a weekly show that runs for 10 episodes. Will’s going to have to avoid hearing about this for a week, at minimum, even though it’s common knowledge now. Willow’s 2.9 Instagram followers already know What She Saw That Night because it looks like she’s working it out through her art.