Adele Threw Herself A “Titanic”-Themed 30th Birthday Party

May 7, 2018 / Posted by:

Adele turned the big 3-0 on Saturday. To celebrate, Adele threw herself a Titanic-themed birthday party. Adele posted three pictures from her birthday on Instagram showing what her party looked like, and basically what you get is rich people cosplay. Adele dressed like Rose in an old-timey dress and sashayed down what would appear to be a full-scale model of the first class staircase inside of the ship. Hell, she probably got the real Heart of the Ocean diamond from the bottom of the sea too.

Adele explained she’s a huge Titanic fan. She also managed to let everyone know how hammered she was while also giving a shout-out to Childish Gambino.

Billboard says that all of Adele’s birthday party guests went home with a customized life preserver jacket, which feels maybe just a little tasteless. More than 1,500 passengers died in the water when the Titanic hit an iceberg back in 1912. And you know, there’s always the optics of it all too; most of those survivors were rich people, with the majority of the dead being third-class passengers. It’s not the most tacky way a rich person has or will celebrate their birthday. And really, look at all the attention Adele’s party got. Oh brother, why do I get the feeling that Kris Jenner is about to get inspired by one of her daughter’s chemical-filled blimp-sized asses and throw them a Hindenburg-themed party.

Pic: Instagram

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