It’s been about 13 days since the newest future The Crown character (he’ll be played by Sir Patrick Stewart in a onesie, and yes Sir Patrick Stewart will win an Emmy for it) exited out of Duchess Kate’s womb royale, and Kensington Palace has released two new pictures of him on Instagram and Twitter. Prince Louis is looking glazed in the eyes. Either Prince Hot Ginge is standing in front of him and he’s mesmerized by that glorious field of ginger magnificence, or he got high from the paint fumes as Auntie Pippa Middleton gave him a signature Middleton spray tan. That would explain why he’s looking red in the face.
In the caption of the pic, Kensington Palace said that Duchess Kate took the first pic three days after Prince Louis’ birth.
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to share two photographs of Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis, taken by The Duchess at Kensington Palace. This image of Prince Louis was taken by The Duchess of Cambridge at Kensington Palace on 26th April. The Duke and Duchess would like to thank members of the public for their kind messages following the birth of Prince Louis, and for Princess Charlotte’s third birthday.
DK also took the second pic, which was taken a few days ago on Princess Charlotte’s third birthday.
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to share two photographs of Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis, taken by The Duchess at Kensington Palace. This image was taken on 2nd May, on Princess Charlotte’s third Birthday. The Duke and Duchess would like to thank members of the public for their kind messages following the birth of Prince Louis, and for Princess Charlotte’s third birthday.
So let me get this straight, it was Princess Charlotte’s birthday and her family posts pictures of her baby brother?! That baby prince doesn’t even know what the word “hijack” (or any word for that matter) means and he’s already hijacked his sister’s birthday. Not only that, but the cardigan that Princess Charlotte is wearing once belonged to Prince George. Yes, it’s a hand-me-down. GASP! Prince George wore the cardigan in a 2016 portrait with THE QUEEN and her grandchildren and great-grandchildren. I get that Prince William and Duchess Kate want us to believe that they’re just regulars who rewear clothes, but imagine if she dared to ask Prince George to wear used clothes. Kensington Palace would be nothing but a pile of royal ashes because Prince George would’ve burned that bitch down. As he should!
The middle child syndrome is real. Princess Charlotte is the Jan Brady of the royal family (cut to Prince George delivering a “Sure, Charlotte” and an eye roll). Oh well, at least Princess Charlotte will get a grunge pop band named after her.