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May 6, 2018 / Posted by:

Kevin Kodra, the 18-year-old high school senior from Toronto who easily won the Valedictorian of GLAMOUR in his yearbook photo.

In some people’s high school yearbook photo, they look like a pile of dried out hair covered with pimples, patches of blotchy skin and layers of tragic awkwardness (see: my senior high school yearbook photo). But in some people’s high school yearbook photo, they serve up so much New Romantics eleganza that anybody who looks at their pic find themselves wiping highlighter off of their eyeballs for days (see: Kevin Kodra). Kevin posted his senior yearbook photo on Instagram last week, and it took only a quick minute for him to become an internet beauty star!

You’re probably thinking that on the morning of his yearbook photo shoot, Kevin just dabbed a little lip gloss on his lips and brushed his lashes real quick with some clear mascara, but he tells CBC News that it took him four hours to fully do himself up like a fetus Harald Glööckler. Canada has called in an emergency highlighter shipment from other countries, because Kevin used every highlighter in his homeland to turn his high school cafeteria (or wherever they shot that shit) into a Glamour Shots studio.

Now, if teenage me showed up to my high school with every MAC product on my face (hell, with even one MAC product on my face), it’d be like Christmas for bullies. But thankfully times are changing, and Kevin’s gotten a lot of support from his family and the students at his Catholic high school. Yes, his Catholic high school. The nuns either let out a SANTO DIOS over a boy wearing makeup, or they let out a SANTO DIOS over the gorgeous holy vision of Kevin looking exactly like the pristine image of a natural angel airbrushed onto a side of a van in heaven. Not to mention those brows, which look like the profile shot of a stunning brunette dove.

“Honestly, it was very supportive.”

Kodra comes from a “traditional Albanian background,” but explains that his dad was one of his biggest supporters along with his two best friends — both male, both Albanian.

“It’s different for my background,” Kodra said.

But of course, there are haters who say it’s Photoshopped.

Kevin did admit to using a touch of Facetune. Just a touch.

And here’s more from the Museum of Contoured-To-The-Edge-Of-The-Earth-And-Back Museum (aka Kevin Kordo’s face).

Inspired by: @clemakeup_ ————————- I've been living for these kind of looks. Expect more. ————————- Face: @maccosmetics strobe cream, @benefitcosmetics hello flawless, @tartecosmetics shape tape, #maccosmetics studio fix powder, @lorealmakeup glam bronze, #mac oh darling highlight, @katvondbeauty shade and light ————————- Eyes: @morphebrushes 35B pallet, @certifeye glitter, @merakicosmeticsofficial nemisis, @jeffreestarcosmetics queen bee ————————- Eyebrows: @anastasiabeverlyhills dip brow in medium brown @norvina ————————- Lips: mac cosmetics myth lip gloss ————————- #wakeupandmakeup #hudabeauty #starbucks #anastasiabeverlyhills #katvondbeauty #makeupartist #dailymakeup #makeupvideo #makeupclips #fashionbeauty #brows #hair #makeuptutorials #makeupvideos #tartecosmetics #benefitcosmetics #benefit #makeuprevolution #toofaced #anastasiabeverlyhills #norvina #bretmansvanity #smashbox #cosmetics #maccosmetics #nyxcosmetics #morphe #morphebrushes #jeffreestarcosmetics #bretmansvanity

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Kevin graduates next month, so his fellow graduates should Super Glue their caps to their heads. Because those caps are going to go flying off of heads as soon as Kevin strolls earn in serving FACE! BEAUTY! FACE!

Pic: Instagram (Thanks to everybody who sent this in to me!)

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