The imposing-looking Kardashian looks to be hanging in there with Tristan Thompson aka the cheatin’ father of her 23-day-old baby True. Despite reports that Khloé Kardashian wasn’t even opening her flotation device lips to deign to speak words to her low down, dirty, Instagram ho-procurin’ boyfriend, the couple were spotted out for lunch together on Friday according to TMZ. Look, you can’t have “A Very Special Episode” of what I assume will be called True Life: Khloé and Tristan Sort Of Raise A Baby For Social Media Clicks without a reconciliation in the last ten minutes. Never let it be said that the satanic beings at E! don’t know how to give you a story arc.
Khloé and Tristan lunched at Cleveland’s TownHall restaurant.
Khloe and Tristan Together Again After Cheating Scandal https://t.co/vXYtGeZKa5
— TMZ (@TMZ) May 5, 2018
Everything seemed fine in attention harlot world despite matching black outfits which would normally signify death. Sources say that they’re back to living together in Cleveland (Tristan plays for the Cavaliers) and Khloé is trying to keep it together.
“Khloé seems happy. She loves being a mom. She’s focused on keeping her family together. She seems okay with Tristan — there’s no talk of a split,” the source said.
When Khloé wants something, she gets it. If a Kardashian doesn’t get what they want, someone dies. Just ask Khloé’s real dad. I kid!
“When she wants something to work, she will make it work,” the source adds. “Her family’s issue with Tristan is that they think he won’t change. But Khloé isn’t listening to this. She has been very firm with Tristan, and she believes he wants to keep his family together as well.”
UsWeekly also says that they’re together together.
Despite Khloé’s wishes, the Kardashians and men are sort of a “don’t mix well” situation. Khloé’s ex-husband felt almost dying in a brothel preferable to remaining in the Kardashian hell orbit. Kim’s married to an egomaniac who’s clearly off his meds. The other one was with that dick-named guy, need I type more? One of the mini-Kims used to date a guy that she would have to buy cars for so he could give the cars back to her as “gifts.” Every single one of Kris Jenner’s spawn should just buy their own sperm bank if they want to keep breedin’. Or get with ladies. That would definitely get them the Instagram clicks they so desperately desire.