Night Crumbs

May 4, 2018 / Posted by:

Never mind Lionel Richie doing his best Price is Right model impersonation by presenting Katy Perry’s chichis to the photographers, ABC has renewed American Idol for a second season. Everybody will be back, which means Katy Perry will stuff another $25 million into her titty alley and Ryan Seacrest’s evil gnome reign on ABC continues. I don’t even want to know what kind of demented shit Ryan has on Mickey Mouse – Just Jared

I don’t know what should be thrown into a fire first: Christina Aguilera’s shit-fitted trench coat or those hideous 90s Anastacia glasses that refuse to die? – Lainey Gossip

Um, the only ring I care about when it comes to Prince Hot Ginge is his cock ring – Celebitchy

Porsha Williams’ color bar camel toe is telling me that her coochie is currently experiencing technical difficulties – Reality Tea

So according to the logic of America’s Sweetheart Adam Rippon, if I start telling everyone that I’m Prince Hot Ginge’s husband, I will eventually become PHG’s husband. Or I’ll end up with another restraining order extension. Either or!  – Towleroad

This is what I’ve always pictured the devil looking like – Drunken Stepfather

Okay, okay, Ariana Grande Latte is good at shit like this, but she should still be jailed for stealing that crib skirt from a baby’s nursery – OMG Blog


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