Looks Like Meghan Markle’s Estranged Half-Brother Doesn’t Know Shit, Her Father Will Walk Her Down The Aisle

May 4, 2018 / Posted by:

Either Meghan Markle’s estranged half-brother, Thomas Markle Jr., doesn’t know an ounce of shit, or Kensington Palace read his 100% truthful open letter to Prince Hot Ginge in InTouch and is doing some royal damage control! Definitely the second one.

Tom Jr. said in his handwritten open letter that Meghan Markle (seen above with her future granny-in-law before getting lap dances from Thunder From Down Under strippers at her hen party) is an ice-hearted demonic user who didn’t invite their dad to her wedding. But a shocking thing happened today. We learned that Tom Jr., who we all thought was the epitome of credibility, might not be that credible. Kensington Palace announced today that Meghan’s father Thomas Markle will be at her wedding and will walk her down the aisle.

Kensington Palace has burped up some of the final details for the day when Prince Hot Ginge makes the biggest mistake in royal wedding history (according to Tom Markle Jr.).

Princess Diana’s siblings will all be at the wedding, and her sister Lady Jane Fellowes will give a reading. While PHG’s best man is Prince William, Meghan Markle will not have a maid of honor, because she didn’t want to choose between her close friends. And Megan’s mom, Doria Ragland, will sit in the car with her to Windsor Castle, and her dad will walk her down the aisle.

The first thing I would like to share is that Prince Harry and Ms. Markle are very much looking forward to welcoming Ms. Markle’s parents to Windsor for the wedding. Mr. Thomas Markle and Ms. Doria Ragland will be arriving in the UK in the week of the wedding, allowing time for Prince Harry’s family, including The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall, and The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, to spend time with them before the big day.

Both of the bride’s parents will have important roles in the wedding. On the morning of the wedding, Ms. Ragland will travel with Ms. Markle by car to Windsor Castle. Mr. Markle will walk his daughter down the aisle of St George’s Chapel. Ms. Markle is delighted to have her parents by her side on this important and happy occasion.

PHG has met Doria, but he’s never met Thomas Markle. He’s only talked on the phone with Daddy Tom.

So let’s see…

A quick minute after Tom Jr. EXPOSES Meghan Markle in a totally sane handwritten open letter, it’s announced that her father will be at her wedding and will walk her down the aisle. Meghan Markle must have something on her dad and is using it to force him to walk her down the aisle so she can save face!!!! Or maybe the real Thomas Markle won’t be at the wedding at all. Maybe the “Thomas Markle” who walks her down the aisle will actually be Princess Charlotte wearing a Thomas Markle rubber mask while standing on the shoulders of Prince George under a fancy trench coat. How diabolical can you get, Meghan? Using innocent children in your schemes? Shameless!

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