Did I ever think I’d be this interested in the adventures of Miranda Lambert’s husband-seeking cooze? No, but here we are, and it beats doing another Kanye West post. So follow Miranda Lambert’s husband-seeking cooze, I will!
Miranda Lambert secured a lifetime achievement award from The League of Extraordinary Homewreckers when it came out that she probably got with her current man, country singer Evan Felker, while he was still with his wife of a year-and-a-half Staci Felker and she was still with her post-Blake Shelton boyfriend Anderson East. Evan and his band became Miranda’s opening act on tour in February, and shortly after, he filed for divorce from Staci, who was apparently blindsided. A source tell People that Evan didn’t only blindside Staci, he also Casper’d her ass. Although, there was nothing friendly about what Evan did to her.
A source (who I’m sure wasn’t that catty gossip, and People’s Sexiest Man of 2017, Blake Shelton) gave all the details of how Miranda and Evan came to be. Miranda and Evan started texting before his band Turnpike Troubadours joined her tour in February for a few dates. Their texts started out professional with Miranda slobbering out words of praise for Evan’s music and saying she wanted to write songs with him. When their texts got flirtier, Evan supposedly told Staci about it, but didn’t want to shut Miranda down because he was thinking of the non-existent children of his non-existent children.
“He knew it was flirty and crossed a line with Staci. He showed her the whole thing and felt bad about it. It wasn’t sexual or anything, but he was like, ‘I don’t want to blow her off because this is the kind of money that can change our grandkids’ lives if I’m able to write with this person.’”
Evan joined the tour on February 1, and he called his wife every night for two whole nights. But on the third night, Evan never called home and threw a white sheet over his head and ghosted her. Evan was supposed to fly home after the third night, but he didn’t and he eventually let Staci know that he wasn’t coming home for a week. Around that time, Miranda posted this pic, which has now been listed next to “example” on the definition of SHAMELESS!!!!
Evan filed for divorce from Staci on February 16, and UsWeekly says she found out from her local paper. Evan called her in late-March and let her know he dumped her for Miranda.
“He got sucked into it. He’s not a victim; he’s a grown man and should have said no.”
A source tells UsWeekly that Evan and Staci were having some marriage woes, but they were also trying to make a baby. Another source says that Miranda is a prolific cheater and she knew that Evan was married and didn’t care and doesn’t feel bad about it. Shameless homewreckers of the world, bow down to your Jesus!
So let’s just go over the timeline:
Pre-February – Miranda and Evan texted and got a little flirty.
February 1 – Evan’s band joined Miranda’s tour for 3 shows.
February 3 – Evan stopped calling his wife.
February 16 – Evan filed for divorce.
It took less than three weeks for Evan to pull off his wedding ring and hang it on a hook on Miranda’s wall under a plaque marked “Proud Kills” along with the other wedding rings of her exes. Is that some kind of record? Miranda Lambert’s cooch is the Michael Phelps of homewrecking.
But seriously, I don’t think that cheating heartless slut Evan Felker would’ve dropped his wife after 3 days if Miranda Lambert was Miranda Lambert the part-time Piggy Wiggly cashier and not Miranda Lambert the millionaire country star. He’d drop his wife after 4 days. Okay three-and-a-half. I hate to shortchange Miranda Lambert the part-time Piggly Wiggly cashier like that.