If you’re wondering what Megan Fox is into these days it’s simple: Lingerie and monsters (band name alert!). Deadline just announced that the madame of Fredericks of Hollywood has signed on to star in a Travel Channel show called Mysteries and Myths with Megan Fox. Megan is the co-creator, executive producer and host of the show that will have her traveling the world and challenging “conventional wisdom that has existed for centuries”. It’s a natural fit for Megan who has in the past publicly stated that she thinks Bigfoot is realer than a motherfucker. It’s also possible that she signed on to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles because she thought it was a documentary.
According to Deadline, the show will be an “epic and personal journey” for Megan as she goes around questioning experts about their life’s work by repeatedly chiding “is it though?”. Megan said:
“I would describe myself as a seeker. A seeker is someone who is never content to have obtained enough knowledge. History only gives us a one-sided view of the truth. That’s something I know from personal experience. My own history has been rewritten by other people who had a vested interest in changing the narrative. I haven’t spent my entire life building a career in academia so I don’t have to worry about my reputation or being rebuked by my colleagues, which allows me to push back on the status quo. So much of our history needs to be re-examined.”
Hey, I’ve got an idea! Kanye’s probably going to have some free time on his hands coming up. Maybe the two of them can go together and like, find out if slavery really happened, or get to the bottom of how magnets really work.
Production for the “four-episode hourlong series” will begin next month and is scheduled to premiere later this year. That is if Megan doesn’t get gored by a chupacabra or run into Rob Lowe in a desert somewhere and fight him to the death for the exclusive rights to sign Bigfoot to a 3-year basic cable contract.