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May 1, 2018 / Posted by:

The dolphin who ByeBitch’d a human trespassing in its home! 

A human named Andrew Hill was doing some stand-up paddleboarding stuff off the coast of Gracetown in Western Australia when a pod of dolphins caught a wave and swam toward him. Another dude named Lucas Englert just so happened to be on the beach recording surfers when the pod of dolphins caught the attention of his camera. Lucas stayed on the dolphins and captured the moment when one of them aced its WWE audition by knocking Andrew off his board with one swift bodyslam.

Some call 911 when an intruder creeps onto their property, and others handle a trick themselves, like that dolphin. That dolphin took Andrew out like it just watched The Cove and Blackfish and is getting revenge on us evil ass humans. My new favorite Flipper movie is The Revenge Of Flipper! “Flipper? More like flip him!” – that dolphin who probably just did this for fin fun.

Andrew talked to Perth Now, and said besides getting every breath knocked out of him, he’s fine and he’s not mad. Andrew knows that when you get KO’d by a dolphin, the right thing to do is bow down to that dolphin.

“Eight or nine of them decided to catch that wave and surf straight at me, which has happened lots of times in the past to me and generally they just take off to one side left or right. [It was a] fairly legal hip and shoulder I think. And hats off to him, he collected me really well. It’s good to see dolphins. Surfers like seeing dolphins, but obviously I’d prefer them to stay a little bit further away than they did yesterday.”

“…I’d prefer them to stay a little bit further away…” That’s not how it works, Hill! You’re on their turf. So the next time you see a gang of dolphins coming your way, you better pray to Jesus to give you the instant power to run your ass on water, because that bodyslam was only a warning. Dolphins may have the sweet voice of a giggling Ross Mathews, but they’re more vicious than an abuelita who’s missing a $5 bill from her wallet. They’ll gladly jump a bitch like they’re trying to get on WorldStar, and they’ll do it with a smile.

Pic: YouTube

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