Archives: May 2018

Night Crumbs

May 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Matt Boner told a story about how during the third show of the Boys in the Band on Broadway, he took an onstage shower and realized that the prop crew forget to leave him a towel. So he had to put on his white chonies on his soaking wet body. Why do I have a feeling that before every show of Boys in the Band, some thirsty, hard-up Boner-loving ho is going to knock on the stage door and say, “Who’s the prop master and how much do I have to slip them to have a sudden case of towel-forgetting amnesia?” And why do I also have a feeling that one of those thirsty, hard-up Boner-loving hos is going to be me? – Towleroad

BREAKING: A coach not named Adam Levine or Blake Shelton won The VoiceLainey Gossip 

You know I can hook you up with the finest road kill wigs on the market” is what fellow Scientologist John Travolta is probably going to say to Jada Pinkett Smith after finding out that she’s losing her hair – Celebitchy

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Leah Remini Is Taking On Jehovah’s Witnesses In An Upcoming Special

May 23, 2018 / Posted by:

I don’t know if I’m more intimidated by Leah Remini’s brass balls or those terrifying stiletto talons she wears. Even though Leah’s still got her foot on Scientology’s neck with her Emmy award winning show Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath, she’s taking a break between seasons to do a special focusing on Jehovah’s Witnesses. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Leah will be producing a special for A&E that will air during a break following season 3 of LR: SATA.

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A 30-Year-Old Was Taken To Court By His Parents To Get Him Evicted From Their House

May 23, 2018 / Posted by:

According to CNN, a dramatic eviction fight happened yesterday in a Syracuse, NY courtroom between Christina and Mark Rotondo of Camillus, NY and their 30-year-old son Michael, seen above giving you junior Penn Jillette realness. Back in February, Christina and Mark decided they didn’t want their son Michael living at home anymore. So they gave their unemployed son a notice on February 2nd, stating that he had 14 days to vacate the property, and that he would not be allowed to return.

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Ariana Grande Isn’t Here For Anyone Blaming Her Ex’s DUI On Her 

May 23, 2018 / Posted by:

While Ariana Grande may not mind tongue-ing up on a doughnut from time to time, that lizard lick ain’t going anywhere near Mac Miller. They claimed they were just too busy to see each other, but now it seems like she walked away from that “toxic relationship” because he just can’t keep his shit together. Mac was recently arrested for DUI after crashing his G-Wagon into a pole, and one person took to Twitter to blame Ariana. She responded by plucking said person’s eyeball out and letting him know what’s what.  Continue reading

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Open Post: Hosted By Nicolas Cage Bringing On A Wave Of Panty Pudding With That Hot Outfit 

May 23, 2018 / Posted by:

I’ll wait here as you scream at a co-worker or a friend to grab a spatula and pry your parts from your screen. Because I’m sure your coochie or asshole immediately suctioned to your monitor at first sight of Nicolas Cage looking like a Dollar Menu Siegfried or Roy in a blazer from a Walgreens pimp costume and sunglasses bought in a gas station between Los Angeles and Reno.

Nicolas Cage and his girlfriend, Erika Koike, who is giving me Asian Pia Zadora vibes, were papped going to some restaurant in Beverly Hills last night. Since Nic is still watching his finances so his financial situation doesn’t once again become as tragic as his IMDB credits from 2008 to current day, I’m sure he and his child girlfriend both ordered ice water and agreed to share the complimentary bread basket. But I bet the diners around them sent them lobster, caviar, filet mignon (although, Nic probably sent that back since cows don’t fuck in a dignified way according to him), and other opulent food items as a thank you for delivering some protein rich glamour to the restaurant. That was the right thing to do. Because looking like Clarence and Alabama from True Romance after winning a bunch of cash from a Scratchers and spending it all on lip fillers, spray-on beards, and a shopping spree at the Cavalli outlet IS the look.

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Anthony Hopkins DGAF About Whether He Has Grandchildren Or Not

May 23, 2018 / Posted by:

People indicates that 80-year-old Anthony Hopkins has reached the Quincy Jones who gives a fuck what I say in an interview?” phase of life, as he is about as pleasant as any of the characters he plays in movies and TV. Anthony did a new interview with Radio Times, where he briefly talked about how he hasn’t had any kind of relationship with his estranged daughter Abigaul for years. Anthony has no idea if Abigail has children, and he doesn’t care to know either.

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