Archives: April 2018
The White House Correspondents’ Association Is Mad At Michelle Wolf Too
It’s been well over 24 hours since Michelle Wolf’s set at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday night, and the delicate b-holes of the White House and the media are still sore and they’re still crying about her doing what all comedians do at that shit: roast political types until they’re as burnt and overcooked as Trump’s face (see: Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Hasan Minhaj, etc..). Michelle, who is the real winner in this mess since her name has been out there for 2 days, shit on the media for creating Trump, but what’s really making some clutch their pearls so hard that their titties are now covered in pearl dust is what she said about Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Oh, Michelle, know your audience! If only you would’ve said, “I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy,” you would’ve become our next president.
Many defended Michelle Wolf including Kathy Griffin, who was there. But many from both sides defended Sarah Huckabee Sanders including journalists like Maggie Haberman of The New York Times, Andrea Mitchell of NBC News, and Mika Brzezinski who could not believe that a WIFE and a MOTHER was attacked in front of everyone like that. Okay, so if Sarah Huckabee Sanders was a childless singleton, Mika would’ve held Michelle’s purse while screaming, “Drag that bitch”?
Audrina Patridge And Ryan Cabrera Are Probably Together Again
Get ready, we’re going way back for this one. No, not the T-Mobile Sidekick/JUICY-wrapped ass years, that’s too far. This is more the Lady Gaga-in-a-meat-dress era. Right before The Hills ended in 2010, Audrina Patridge got together with Portia Porquipine’s Sunset Strip-loitering cousin, Ryan Cabrera. The relationship didn’t last long, but apparently there was something there, because a source tells People that Audrina is back with him.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Cherr-fuckin-elle!
If you’re someone who looks for Cherrelle and Alexander O’Neal’s Saturday Love at karaoke, because you get hard in the nips from singing both parts, then remind me to never go to karaoke with you. Because that’s my thing, and I really don’t want to get dragged out of a karaoke bar after getting into a tussle with you over who gets to do Saturday Love.
Cherrelle still humps the eardrums of her fans at festivals around the country, but back in the golden era of music known as the 1980s, she was the sugar-voiced R&B pop funk chanteuse who really deserved to be a bigger star. I mean, we’ve heard the words, “And the Grammy goes to… Meghan Trainor.” But we’ve never heard the words, “And the Grammy goes to… Cherr-fuckin-elle!” What is this world?
Birthday Sluts
Kirsten Dunst (36)
Luke Friend (22)
Travis Scott (26)
Mac DeMarco (28)
Dianna Agron (32)
Gal Gadot (33)
Lilly Ghalichi (35)
Drew Seeley (36)
Kunal Nayyar (37)
Amanda Palmer (42)
Johnny Galecki (43)
Jeff Timmons (45)
Leigh Francis (46)
Adrian Pasdar (53)
David Miscavige (58)
Stephen Harper (59)
Lars Von Trier (62)
Michael Wright (62)
Jane Campion (64)
Burt Young (78)
Cloris Leachman (92)
Jill Clayburgh (1944-2010)
Bobby Vee (1943-2016)
Al Lewis (1923-2006)
Eve Arden (1908-1990)
Pic: New Line Cinema
Open Post: Hosted By The University Of Utah’s “Cry Closet”
Anxiety is no joke. Millennials are often shaded for being entitled brats with little to no values and extremely lazy and what have you. But look at the world they’ve invented! There should be a cry closet in every home! Unfortunately, there’s only a prototype for now and it’s at the University of Utah. Designed by student Nemo Miller in collaboration with Tony Miller and David Meyer, it was installed last Sunday in the school’s library. It has rules, according to USA Today!
Knock before entering, only one person inside at a time, limit time inside to 10 minutes and turn the lights out before leaving.
Intended for “stressed out students” during exams period, the closet is meant “to provide a place for students studying for finals to take a short 10-minute break” according to Miller.
“One aspect of humanity that I am currently exploring is connections and missed connections through communication,” Nemo said in a statement. “It’s been interesting to watch the response to this piece about human emotions, and I’m proud to see the power of art in action.”
Reactions on campus to the art installation have been mixed. Some students are reportedly asking for more cry closets on campus. On the other side, one student tweeted her SMH.
so my school installed a cry closet in the library LMFAOOOOOOOOO what is higher education pic.twitter.com/6rGcJv9qjr
— jacks (@aJackieLarsen) April 24, 2018
The closet will remain in place during exams and be taken down on May 2. Can I buy that thing and have it shipped? Avengers: Infinity War really gutted me and I’m moving soon and it might prevent a psychotic break
Pic: Twitter
Katy Perry Met The Pope
Taylor Swift must be in full on Serpentor rage mode this morning. Last night, she probably received a DM from her arch-nemesis Katy Perry depicting the “Swish Swish” bish posing with Pope Francis of all people! “Didn’t she kill A NUN?!?!“ Taylor must have hissed to whichever bicurious Victoria’s Secret model she currently has lying around the Pippy Yawnstocking Palace. “WHERE’S MY INVITE? I JUST RELEASED TWO VIDEOS FOR THE SAME SONG AND I HAVE MULTIPLE STALKERS! I’m way more popular than that tramp!” Or so you can imagine.
It’s true, Katy Perry, 33, and boyfriend Orlando Bloom, 41, met the Pope, 81. Orlando was wise enough not to wear his paddleboarding outfit. Take it from me, a lapsed Catholic, the Church frowns upon nude paddleboarding. It’s in the Bible.