It’s been well over 24 hours since Michelle Wolf’s set at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday night, and the delicate b-holes of the White House and the media are still sore and they’re still crying about her doing what all comedians do at that shit: roast political types until they’re as burnt and overcooked as Trump’s face (see: Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Hasan Minhaj, etc..). Michelle, who is the real winner in this mess since her name has been out there for 2 days, shit on the media for creating Trump, but what’s really making some clutch their pearls so hard that their titties are now covered in pearl dust is what she said about Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Oh, Michelle, know your audience! If only you would’ve said, “I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy,” you would’ve become our next president.
Many defended Michelle Wolf including Kathy Griffin, who was there. But many from both sides defended Sarah Huckabee Sanders including journalists like Maggie Haberman of The New York Times, Andrea Mitchell of NBC News, and Mika Brzezinski who could not believe that a WIFE and a MOTHER was attacked in front of everyone like that. Okay, so if Sarah Huckabee Sanders was a childless singleton, Mika would’ve held Michelle’s purse while screaming, “Drag that bitch”?
After Mika shook her head at Michelle for making fun of a WIFE and a MOTHER’s looks, Michelle once again made it clear that she never came for Sarah’s looks. Fun fact: Michelle also said that Mika and Joe Scarborough are #MeToo with a happy ending, so I’m sure that’s not what Mika is really pissed about it.
Why are you guys making this about Sarah’s looks? I said she burns facts and uses the ash to create a *perfect* smoky eye. I complimented her eye makeup and her ingenuity of materials. https://t.co/slII9TYdYx
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) April 29, 2018
And even the White House Correspondents’ Association is shaking their head at Michelle Wolf in a statement they farted up yesterday. They don’t think her monologue was in the “spirit” of their mission. I guess the WHCA has never seen a WHCD dinner. And they invited someone from The Daily Show to host. What did they expect? You don’t invite a shark to a pool party and get all shocked when it kills everyone. Or invite me to a party and get all shocked when I eat half the cake and take home whatever booze is left over.
— WHCA (@whca) April 30, 2018
Translation: We’re crying over getting called out.
Other translation: We’re crying over the subjects we cozy up to getting mad about getting called out.
Proud salad tosser Tracy Morgan should expect to get a call about hosting the next White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Because it sounds to me like the WHCA’s idea of a good dinner is the media and the politicians pulling their panties down and get their asses licked up.