Night Crumbs

April 30, 2018 / Posted by:

As expected Avengers: Infinity Whores broke records everywhere and got the biggest global opening ever. Pfft, I’m not impressed. I’ve been told many times that I have the biggest global opening ever. And while every single person in the world paid to see the Avengers this past weekend, I stayed home and watched the Sharon Stone Diabolique. At least someone in this world has good taste! – Pajiba

Either Goopy Paltrow is trying to hide a goop baby bump, or her stylist hates her as much as everyone else does and punished her by putting her in a toddler nightgown from Little House on the Prairie times – Lainey Gossip 

Speaking of Goopy, there’s a rumor that her trainer Tracy Anderson got dumped by the dude she possibly made a fetus with. I don’t know what’s colder: Tracy Anderson’s fiancé dumping her while she was pregnant or Tracy Anderson scamming all her clients? – Celebitchy

Erika Jayne isn’t giving herself enough credit. All of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills helped to carry this season to BoresVille – Reality Tea

I’m mad at the producers of The Voice Australia for not airing Joe Jonas‘ facial expressions during that gay proposal – Towleroad

Chestica Simpson served big-tittied bee while on vacation – Drunken Stepfather

Where was I when Vicki Lawrence transformed into Marie Osmond? – SOW

Aidy Bryant got married – Just Jared

I’m now out of Clorox wipes, because I used them to cleanse my eyes after staring at Bella Thorne’s crotch way too long while wondering what that cum stain-looking thing spelled out – Hollywood Tuna

IN THIS ECONOMY, Hailey Baldwin has to buy her clothes from a Dancing with the Stars fire sale – Popoholic

Pic: Marvel

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