Back in December, a drunken Countless Luann de Lesseps wound up in the wrong Palm Beach, FL hotel room and then assaulted the fuzz when they came to send her on her way. We’ve heard all about her mea culpa, but the gods gifted us with her arrest video today. Gird your loins…this is better than finding out who shot J.R.
TMZ says the arrest footage was released and shows how she threatened to kill one of the cops who put her in the squad car. She mainly babbles for the first few minutes, so the good shit starts around the 2-minute mark:
I don’t know if it’s the camera lighting, but the biggest shock of all of this is not that Lu went HAM on a police officer (that mess has been waiting to blow like Mount St. Helens for years!). It’s that she is rocking one of Ariana Grande’s silver wigs! You can also hear one of Lu’s friends pleading to get her out of the car despite her assaulting the cop. The TMZ report doesn’t say, but it’s most likely that the friend is Julie Olson who lives at the hotel where Lu wandered into the wrong room (who previously insisted she was not as drunk as the Countess).
In the video, Lu says “I’ve done nothing wrong” over and over. Those cops need a medal for not jeering back with, “Except sign one of Andy Cohen’s blood contracts.” Lu eventually gets taken out of the car and we can hear repeatedly say, “Why are you doing this to me?” She then comes back into the shot JUST in time to tell the cop she’s going to kill him, which is a great way of improving law enforcement-housewife relations! It’s pretty evident with this that girlfriend might want to start making plans to pen The Countess’s Guide To Prison Etiquette. Also, Lu, you silly gal. If you wanted to get the cop to let you go that night, you should have just started singing tracks from your personal songbook. They would have tried to get away from you in record time!