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April 29, 2018 / Posted by:

The drunk fly who crashed an episode of The Graham Norton Show!

About five years ago, a fly crashed an episode of The Graham Norton show and guest Chris O’Dowd ended up accidentally murdering the poor bitch by chewing it after it flew into his glass of water. Those barbarian humans laid the dead fly’s body out on the coffee table for the world to see. Who knew that The Graham Norton Show was also a fly snuff show?

It took a while for that fly’s ancestors to come back for revenge (approximately, eighty centuries in fly time), but it happened on Friday night’s episode when Orlando Bloom, Stephen Merchant and Tamsin Greig were on.

The fly probably meant to attack Graham Norton for taking part in the murder of its relative five years ago, but it got sidetracked by some delicious beer and decided to quench its thirst. The fly flew into Stephen Merchant’s beer, and after it did, Orlando Bloom fucked with its buzz by pulling it out of the beer and tossing it to the floor. What a buzz-killing bitch Legolas is for not letting a poor fly get its drink on. It only has like 30 minutes more to live, at least let it spend its last 30 minutes drunk!

After Orlando threw the fly to the floor, they noticed it was still alive and it stole the entire show by getting some close-ups.

I wonder why there are so many flies in Graham Norton’s studio? The shit that came out of Marky Mark’s mouth when he was on is probably still lingering and the flies are drawn to it.

It’s obvious why that fly was there. It wasn’t getting revenge and it didn’t smell the lingering scent of shit (I think). It was there because it’s related to the fly that should’ve won an Oscar for its multi-layered captivating performance in Call Me By Your Name. It was there for an interview, and how dare Graham Norton not know the relative of a true STAH. And he calls himself a professional.

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