A “Worgie” is a combination Westie and Corgi! And they’re goddamn huggable. Don’t you want to kiss its intrusive little face? Via Laughing Squid, here’s a clip from way back in 2012 of a Worgie named Teddy trying to head-fuck an empty Leinenkugel’s Summer Shandy box for the last one. They free him from it and find him in the box again 45 minutes later. Eventually, they have to take it off his head five times! Those of you who drink heavily to dull the pain will commiserate with Teddy’s persistence. When the booze runs out, some of us immediately thrust our heads into the nearest box to find the next one. And if that bottle or can is way at the back, you claim it by any means necessary!
It was either that or perhaps Teddy was hiding his head in shame about the vast amount of booze bottles that his humans have lying around waiting for recycling? Maybe he’s a little judgey about their drinking habits?