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April 28, 2018 / Posted by:

The eye liner that will keep your eyes covered with glamour even if you’re sitting in a parked car that gets hit by another car going over 50mph!

Whatever Kat Von D spends yearly on marketing for her line of make-up, she needs to send it all to Shelby Pagan, who left a hilarious review about the eyeliner that didn’t mess up a bit even after she got busted up in a car accident. Shelby’s review on Kat Von D’s website went viral earlier this week after someone saw it and tweeted about it. Shelby, who is a registered nurse, tells HuffPo says that she was driving home from work in Honolulu, Hawaii when her car ran out of gas. She pulled to the side, put on her hazards, and was on the phone with roadside assistance when another car rammed into her.

Shelby ended up laid up in the hospital with a head laceration, cervical strain and a knee contusion. But even though she was suffering from a jacked-up head, neck and knee, her eyeliner game, “Said, nope, not today, bitch,” to that car accident and stayed looking gorgeous. Shelby’s mom took a picture of her in the hospital thinking the police might need one for their investigation. Behold, Shelby’s eyeliner wings of perfection staying solid glamorous even as her weak ass mascara failed her. This is a whole new level of Excuse, My Beauty.

Shelby says that people kept commenting on how flawless her eyeliner looked, so she left a 5-star comment on Kat Von D’s site for their $20 tattoo liner:

This product is truly amazing. June 28th I was pulled over in my car calling for roadside assistance when a distracted driver hit me going 55mph. I was taken via ambulance to the ER where I remained for 8 hours. My mascara was running down my face from crying and all other products had been wiped off in the transfer to the hospital. But not my tattoo eyeliner. I am posting a pick to show you, this product lasts and looks amazing through anything. Never buying any other liner again

Shelby, who has thankfully healed up, hasn’t heard from Kat Von D’s people after her review went viral, but many have responded to the original Twitter post with their own pictures of their tattoo liner staying put after going through some traumatic shit.

Kat Von D’s unshakable eyeliner is impressive, but the ultimate test is to put it on before you look at old pictures of her kissing on one of her biggest mistakes: Vanilla Gorilla. If your eyeliner doesn’t immediately pop off of your eyes and run for the door, then it’s definitely 100% trauma-proof.

Pic: Kat Von D

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