Justice 4 Corey: New Evidence In Corey Feldman “Stabbing” Case May Exist

April 27, 2018 / Posted by:

This has been a big week for long-awaited justice. With the Golden State Killer possibly getting caught and Bill Cosby convicted, authorities have announced that new evidence in the case of WTF Happened To Corey Feldman, has come to light. According to The Blast, multiple witnesses and security footage have been found that corroborates Corey’s bizarre story about getting stabbed/attacked/aggressively tickled by an entity he called the “wolf pack” while stopped at a light in either a calculated hit (Corey’s belief) or a road rage situation (LAPD’s belief).

Corey very much wants you to believe him.

The Blast says that “sources directly connected to the investigation” claim they have at least two eye witnesses, both firefighters, who were stationed directly across from where the incident took place. Apparently, there’s also video footage.

Furthermore, officials were able to get surveillance footage from a nearby gas station which had a proper vantage point of the attack.  We’re told the video evidence is clear and is helping detectives track down the alleged suspects.

None of this comes directly from the authorities and the LAPD have neither supplied or commented on the evidence. So far, The Blast and Corey himself are the only primary sources for this development. Sir, I’m going to need to see a receipt.

Meanwhile, Corey is milking this break like a dairymaid on adderall with a quota.  And he’s been busy re-tweeting all his messages of support. Like, every single one. Pages and pages of retweets.

Which leads me to this. Did you guys ever wonder what Corey would look like as a “gender fluid cross dressing vampire“? Strangely enough, he plays one named Queeny in a movie called Corbin Nash that just so happened to come out this week!

The wolf pack better watch out, Queeny’s coming for you!

Pic: Wenn.com

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