This has been a big week for long-awaited justice. With the Golden State Killer possibly getting caught and Bill Cosby convicted, authorities have announced that new evidence in the case of WTF Happened To Corey Feldman, has come to light. According to The Blast, multiple witnesses and security footage have been found that corroborates Corey’s bizarre story about getting stabbed/attacked/aggressively tickled by an entity he called the “wolf pack” while stopped at a light in either a calculated hit (Corey’s belief) or a road rage situation (LAPD’s belief).
Corey very much wants you to believe him.
HERE COMES THE SUN LITTLE DARLINGS: Corey Feldman hits back at haters insisting he WAS stabbed and there is CCTV of the attack https://t.co/bJbDyans8V
— Corey Feldman (@Corey_Feldman) April 27, 2018
The Blast says that “sources directly connected to the investigation” claim they have at least two eye witnesses, both firefighters, who were stationed directly across from where the incident took place. Apparently, there’s also video footage.
Furthermore, officials were able to get surveillance footage from a nearby gas station which had a proper vantage point of the attack. We’re told the video evidence is clear and is helping detectives track down the alleged suspects.
None of this comes directly from the authorities and the LAPD have neither supplied or commented on the evidence. So far, The Blast and Corey himself are the only primary sources for this development. Sir, I’m going to need to see a receipt.
WELL WELL ONLY TIME CAN TELL…..THE #TRUTH IS BEING REVEALED ONCE AGAIN! THANK GOD THE @LAPD R DOIN THEIR JOBS, & THANK U 2 THE SLEUTH REPORTING BY @theblastlife 4 GETTING THE STORY OUT! NOW LETS GO GET OURSELVES SOME BAD GUYS! THANK U 2 #FELDFAM 4 THE CONTINUED LOVE, SUPPORT, & PRAYERS! ??❤️#Kids2 #PRESERVEINNOCENCE #GODISGOOD #LOVENLITE #ISTANDWITHCOREY
Meanwhile, Corey is milking this break like a dairymaid on adderall with a quota. And he’s been busy re-tweeting all his messages of support. Like, every single one. Pages and pages of retweets.
If there is one thing this entire week has taught me… You can run but you can't hide forever.
Waffle house shooter – caught!
Golden state killer – caught!
Toronto van killer – caught!
Bill cosby – guilty!
I feel like I am missing one… maybe they will be caught today…?
— Jade Vacky (@JoeKerrHa) April 27, 2018
that was so scary, Corey!! Hope you are doing ok! People can be so mean with people that are so good and sweet, like you! We are on your side! Love you xx
— tamiris madame gaston (@tjunglebook) April 27, 2018
Which leads me to this. Did you guys ever wonder what Corey would look like as a “gender fluid cross dressing vampire“? Strangely enough, he plays one named Queeny in a movie called Corbin Nash that just so happened to come out this week!
PLAYQUEEN MAGAZINE PRESENTS: AN EXCLUSIVE SEXXY PICTORIAL WITH EVERYONES FAVORITE GENDER FLUID CROSS DRESSING VAMPIRE….#QUEENY4LIFE #QUEENYRULES #FOLLOWTHEQUEENY #LONGLIVETHEQUEENY 1 WEEK FROM NOW @corbinnashmovie2018 HITS THE BIG SCREEN & WHEREVER ELSE U WANT IT! @itunes @amazonprimenow #VOD #CORBINNASH #COMINGON420
The wolf pack better watch out, Queeny’s coming for you!