Afternoon Crumbs

Blake NotSoLively showed up to CinemaCon in Las Vegas looking like she skedaddled over from her shift as a flight attendant on Bill Nye Airlines, and she was in such a rush that her skirt got caught on the plane door and ripped off. And she tried to make it work. Emphasis on tried – Lainey Gossip 

And yet, the new Avatar movies aren’t out yet and I’m already getting Avatar fatigue – Celebitchy

Kenya Moore used in vitro to get pregnant with her next storyline, I mean, her first baby – Reality Tea

Don’t you just hate it when you’re every kind of pregnant and have to tear shit up in a rage because your man is sexy dancing with some trick? – Drunken Stepfather

My own nipples shed a tear while possibly saying goodbye to Thor’s nipples. And yes, I know I need to go down to the free clinic and get my teary nipples looked at – Towleroad

I watched the bored dog the whole time and it was a billion times more riveting – Popoholic

What in pastel Great Gatsby on a budget HELL is Suki Waterhouse wearing? – Just Jared

The Situation is going to be somebody’s husband – CNN (yes, CNN covered this shit)

Pic: Wenn.com