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April 26, 2018 / Posted by:

The monkey who let a mean tourist have it after the mean tourist decided to fuck with it!

You know that saying, “If you play with fire, you get burned?” It just got a fresh 2018 reboot. The new saying is, “If you play with a monkey, you end up with a busted face covered with blood and regrets.Metro UK posted a video from the Xitian Temple in Dehua County in the East China province of Fujian where a tourist decides it’ll be really hilarious to abuse a monkey by pushing it off a railing. This tourist is obviously brand new, because he didn’t know that monkeys are never the one, and if you screw with them, they’ll ruin you, your family, your family’s family and your entire family tree. They’re not the one today, tomorrow or next century.

As you’ll see in the video, the dumbass pushes the monkey over, and everyone laughs, but their laughs directed at the monkey turn to laughs directed at the stupid human. Because the monkey rises like a Phoenix and jumps over the railing and comes after the dumb fuck who messed with it. The monkey chases the dude into the temple, and soon after a monkey friend joins in on the act of revenge. They attack the dude and scratch his face up. Metro UK has pictures of the man’s face covered with karma handed down by a monkey who never plays.

This is how Revenge of Planet of the Apes starts. And if that monkey had a purse, I’d gladly hold it for it for them. Whoop that trick, monkey!

Pic: YouTube

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