Allison Mack, who used to be known as the harmless unflavored microwave oatmeal blonde from Smallville and is now known as the alleged sex slave recruiter for a cult called NXIVM, is currently sitting in a NYC jail cell on sex trafficking and forced labor charges. Allison pleaded not guilty to the charges, and she and the leader of the sex slave cult, Keith Raniere, are both facing a life locked up in the clink forever. Allison is apparently looking to cut a plea deal with the feds (translation: Bitch is ready to spill it and turn on her former sex slave master), and as she does that, more bits of chunky messy details are popping up in this giant bowl of thick fuckery.
Prosecutors say that as Keith Raniere’s #2, it was Allison’s job to bring him sex slaves. Allison lured women in by telling them they were joining a female empowerment group. But by “female-empowerment,” she meant, “female imprisonment,” because after she got the women in, the feds say she used Scientology’s oldest trick in the book by using things from their past and nude pics to blackmail them into staying in the cult. Keith apparently liked his sex slaves anorexic skinny and full of crotch fur, because Allison supposedly starved the women and didn’t let them shave or wax their pubes. The women were also branded with Allison and Keith’s initials.
The daughter of Catherine Oxenberg (that’s Amanda Carrington #1 for those of us who have our bachelor’s degree in Dynasty) is still a member of NXIVM.
Several former members of NXIVM have already spoken out, and so are women who could’ve been hit with the sight of the blonde chick from Smallville screaming at them if they so much as looked at a waxing strip. Actress Samia Shoaib told Page Six that she met Allison at an audition in NYC in 2013, and the two became friends. They hung out a few times, and Allison, who Samia said looked like hell and sleep-deprived, kept inviting her to a woman’s group that met upstate. Samia never went, and she says Allison eventually stopped contacting her after finding out her age (she was 42 then). I guess Keith’s sex slaves have an expiration date.
Business Insider also sifted through Allison’s tweets, and between tweets about zen-shit and quotes from the Dalai Lama, are tweets directed at famous types like Emma Watson. Allison may have been in so deep and been so brainwashed to actually think that Hermione Granger checks her mentions. In 2016, Allison let Emma Watson know that she’s an actress and would love to talk to her about an “amazing women’s movement.” This is the dark-sided unholy version of “Hey its Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray.”
.@EmWatson I'm a fellow actress like yourself & involved in an amazing women's movement I think you'd dig. I'd love to chat if you're open.
— Allison Mack (@allisonmack) January 24, 2016
Allison kept at it and tweeted this a month later.
.@EmWatson I participate in a unique human development & women's movement I'd love to tell you about. As a fellow actress I can relate so…
— Allison Mack (@allisonmack) February 19, 2016
And again a month later:
@TheCathyJensen @EmWatson Thank you for the bump up! Would love to chat with a fellow change-maker! #InternationalWomensDay
— Allison Mack (@allisonmack) March 7, 2016
Emma Watson’s Twitter username is actually @EmmaWatson. And I don’t know if it was ever @EmWatson, but if it wasn’t, this is a case of when @ing the wrong one goes right. Although, I hope @EmWatson doesn’t have a K-R and A-M branded into her.
Allison also hit up Kelly Clarkson in 2013.
@kelly_clarkson I heard through the grapevine that you're a fan of Smallville. I'm a fan of yours as well! I'd love to chat sometime.
— Allison Mack (@allisonmack) July 20, 2013
The casting director for the inevitable Lifetime movie of this just made a note to also look for Emma Watson and Kelly Clarkson types.
My mom sometimes gets invited to “women bonding parties,” but they all turn out to be just another MLM lure for Rodan + Fields, Avon, Mary Kay, LulaRoe, Jewelry Candles, doTerra, or Herbalife. So I need to tell her that the next time she goes to one, she needs to keep her eyes all the way open. If she doesn’t see overpriced creams or ugly candles next to the Black Box wine on the table, but does see a branding iron next to the boxed wine, she needs to RUUUUUUN RUUUUN RUUUUN. But before she runs, she needs to grab that Black Box wine. That cheap crap is good.