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April 23, 2018 / Posted by:

The Rock became a daddy for the third time after his girlfriend Lauren Hashian gave birth to a daughter they named after a Disney princess. No, not Moana after the movie he was in. The Rock and Lauren named their daughter Tiana, the name of the princess from The Princess and the Frog. As Moana sheds tears of rejection, The Rock’s little pebble is probably thinking to herself, “Daddy, please don’t flex those Mount Everest-sized muscle tits or I’ll go flying across the room.” – Just Jared

Oh, Zoe Kravitz, I said the same thing and then spent my 30th year and beyond doing nothing but binge-watching old episodes of Aaron Spelling shows while licking spilled nacho cheese off of my sweatshirt. Although, licking spilled nacho cheese off of my sweatshirt is pretty productive, if you ask me  – Celebitchy

As Prince Hot Ginge got pushed further away from the throne thanks to a new baby, he attended a memorial with Meghan MarkleLainey Gossip

Whoever this Faith Stowers is, she needs to steal herself some better clothes – Reality Tea

Disappointment is the feeling I felt after realizing that Ariel Winter didn’t exactly wear this demure red lace negligee to eat samples at Costco – Drunken Stepfather

More proof that it’s the year of coming out as “queer,” Kehlani just did that  – Towleroad

Christina Hendricks’ magnificent chichis look like two babies cuddling under a rose bush – Popoholic

If there was a Public Access reboot of Spring Breakers, this is what the Ashley Benson role would look like – Hollywood Tuna

Today I fell in love with a gorgeous pooch with a name like my favorite Drag Race queen who never was – OMG Blog

Kevin Smith says that the thing that almost took his life has become the best thing to happen to his life – SOW

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