Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Jackson Parodi!

Money may not grow on trees, but apparently a much more precious and valuable thing does: an accordian-playing adonis in a black Speedo. Just when you begin to think that the internet can’t possibly top itself anymore, it spits out a magnificent video of a topless nerd stallion with a luscious mane gracefully falling out of a tree before playing the Nokia ringtone on an accordion. Jackson Parodi is a YouTuber with dozens of videos, and no, I haven’t see the rest of them, but I don’t need to in order to say that this is his greatest work in the history of his work.

Tarzan used to be the hottest piece to swing out of a tree with his nipples out until Jackson Parodi came long. Today, the answer to the question, “What are the ingredients to a big pile of hot fuckery?” is: a sexy drink of mustached hotness, an accordion, a tree, the Nokia ringtone, and a pair of black swim chonies. Jackson has me so mesmerized that I don’t even have the urge to scream, “Clean up that damn fucking room!

And Jackson Parodi achieved the impossible by being the most delicious thing in the same shot as a bag of Milanos.

Pic: YouTube

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