Afternoon Crumbs
Zayn Malik was papped leaving his ex-girlfriend Gigi Hadid’s apartment in the same clothes he wore the night before. Sure some might call this the “walk of shame,” but for the publicists who probably set this up, it’s the “walk of a job well fucking done!” – Lainey Gossip
As expected, Chloe from Smallville has been arrested on sex trafficking charges for her role in a sex cult. If my fingers could talk, they would definitely say “What. The. Fuck.” over typing that sentence – Just Jared
No to Ariana Grande Latte’s newest mumble jingle, but yes to the video, which is like a Meatloaf video on Ecstasy – Celebitchy
Speaking of Ariana Grande Latte’s new song, it inspired Artie from Glee to come out out to his Twitter followers. That’s great for him, but I’m going to need him to take a long course in gayness at Gay U because a gay anthem Ariana’s song ain’t – Towleroad
Eva the Diva has begun her Bravo, Please Give Me A Peach, Dammit tour – Reality Tea
Julianne Hough is still ginger – Drunken Stepfather
Michelle Pfeiffer really should’ve went full Catwoman on the dude who pulled some “as the father of a daughter” shit on her – Pajiba
Here’s Anna Faris modeling the L.A. girl winter uniform of coochie cutters and UGGs – Popoholic
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