Kanye West Is Writing A Philosophy Book In Real Time On Twitter

April 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Unfortunately, the book isn’t being written in ALL-CAPS., so it’s not 100-proof Kanye West.

Kanye has dipped his ground-adjacent genius nub (what he probably calls his toe) into many things: music, fashion, reality TV marriage. But he recently returned to Twitter to tweet a philosophy book in real time.

Kanye didn’t say when he plans to finish this book. However, this is a book written by Kanye with an unlimited number of pages, so it could potentially go on forever. Not to mention all the time spent reminding Kim that, no, he’s not writing a book about the body lotion gift sets she gets her grandma for Christmas.

Because I’m sure you’re dying to know how Kanye’s book stacks up against Plato’s Republic, here are some of the thoughts he’s been tweeting.

Taylor Swift’s arm shoots up in philosophy class, to ponder an even deeper question. But teacher, if there are no enemies, how does one sell an album?

I’m guessing Kanye composed that one while looking at all the crappy beige bike shorts in his fashion design studio.

Oh that’s pure Kanye. And finally, my personal favorite:

Wise words to live by, and words that have no doubt terrified his in-laws. Although Kanye does pose an interesting philosophical quandry. When Kanye completes his book and inevitably tells himself he’s a certified genius, will he not break his own philosophical rule on lying? It’s a real “If a delusional tree falls in the forest” conundrum.

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