Farewell, Willow, The Last Of THE QUEEN’S Corgis 

April 18, 2018 / Posted by:

I hope that Harry Anderson and Barbara Bush like bowing, because they’re going to be doing a lot of that while making their way to the afterworld with a true furry royal jewel (not to be confused with Prince Hot Ginge’s furry royal jewels).

Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle are getting married in a month, and they really should postpone. I’m not just saying that because I don’t want them to get married. I’m not that selfish. I’m also saying that because the royal family and the world needs to devote at least a year to mourning this tragic loss. THE QUEEN’S trustiest advisers, her corgis, are no more. The last of the royal corgis, Willow, was put to sleep at Windsor Castle on Sunday. Corgi-in-waiting Willow was 14.

The Daily Mail says that Willow had a cancer-related illness, and THE QUEEN didn’t want her to suffer anymore. She lost another corgi, Holly (seen above with Willow in a 2012 Olympics skit with James Bond), in 2016, but Willow’s death has been hard since it marks the end of a furry era, says a source.

“She has mourned every one of her corgis over the years, but she has been more upset about Willow’s death than any of them. It is probably because Willow was the last link to her parents and a pastime that goes back to her own childhood. It really does feel like the end of an era.”

Willow will mostly likely be buried on castle grounds.

Willow was the 14th generation descended from Susan, the Queen of THE QUEEN’S corgis. Susan was given to THE QUEEN as a gift on her 18th birthday. Since then, THE QUEEN has had over 30 corgis. She’s still got three dogs: two dorgis (half dachshund and corgi) named Vulcan and Candy, and a peasant corgi she adopted when the gamekeeper of one of her country houses died.

THE QUEEN stopped breeding Pembroke Welsh corgis in 2015, because she’s old now and was afraid about puppies sending her to the surgeon’s table for a hip replacement after accidentally tripping her.

Now who’s going to bite the ankle part of Duchess Camilla’s pantyhose when THE QUEEN wants a good laugh? I bet Vulcan, Candy and that peasant corgi can’t do that on command. Oh well, I’m sure Prince Philip will do it to cheer her up.

Rest in peace, Willow, you are in now slumming it in heaven where it’s definitely not as luxurious as Buckingham Palace.

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