Don’t worry, guys. Anthony Scaramucci is doing just fine. He’s doing better than fine, in fact. The President’s shortest-lived (and probably shortest-limbed) mouthpiece got out while the getting was good. He’s back with his wife and has added celebrity restaurateur to his resume. So, if you’re looking for a place to host a “singles” event where, according to Page Six, “sugar daddies” can “hook up with pliant young women seeking ‘arrangements’”, The Mooch can help! Just come on over to Tony’s Hunt & Fish Club in Manhattan and find you a hot young piece at bargain prices! Bada bing!
Page Six reports:
Anthony Scaramucci’s Midtown restaurant, Hunt & Fish Club, is the venue for Thursday’s “Sugar Social,” where 25 “invited gentlemen” will meet for cocktails and dinner with 35 “stunning women.”
The email promoting the event promises, “Sugar Socials are our solution to a relationship on your terms — upfront and honest arrangements.” Money typically does change hands.
Sounds like an unbelievable opportunity to press some flesh and meet The Mooch. But sadly, The Mooch will not be participating because “Anthony is happily married”. Besides, it’s a private event. According to Tony’s spokesperson, “some club rented out a private room” and the event is not condoned or endorsed by The Mooch. But oh what a night you could have!
“Meet with 35 stunning women the first hour over cocktails. Select one (or two, if you like) to join you for dinner … Need help choosing the right company? Our host will pair you with someone of interest.”
Wow, an in-house hooker sommelier? Now that’s living! Hunt & Fish Club is exactly the kind of venue for an event like this. Located right off of Times Square, it’s one of these glitzy, over-the-top poor man’s fantasy of where a rich man eats kind of joints. The restaurant brags that Lil Uzi Vert gave them a shout-out on a track, even going so far as to embed the track on their website. It’s a place to rub shoulders with NBA players, bankers, rappers, lawyers, generic business tycoons and moguls of all stripes. Women are also allowed (see above event)!
Here’s their number one customer! You remember Foodgōd, don’t you? And yes, he appears to have brought his own knife.
Wishing our dear friend, and one of our first customers and supporters Jonathan Cheban a very Happy Birthday! Jon has always been a real friend to us and his help, and advice has been invaluable. They don’t call him “FoodGõd” for nothing!!! Jonathan we love you buddy and everytime you visit us it’s a treat. Wishing you health, happiness and prosperity from all your friends who love you at Hunt & Fish Club NYC * * * * * * @foodgod @boyfromnewyorkcity @dannya27 @ricflairnatureboy @heathermcdonald @garyvee #foodgod #foodie #foodporn #firstwetakebrooklyn #woooooooo #vaynermedia #hfcnyc
Whether your next event is a hooker party for saggy old rich dudes, or you’re looking for a beautifully opulent venue to stage a reality show brawl in, come see The Mooch. He’s got you covered!