Get In Your End Of The World Bunkers, LeAnn Rimes And Brandi Glanville Took A Selfie Together 

April 16, 2018 / Posted by:

I haven’t checked yet, but I’m assuming that right now, the Palestinians and Israelis are holding hands after declaring peace. Because they figured that if LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville can call a truce for at least one second, so can they.

For centuries upon centuries, there’s been a fame whore war going down between Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife Brandi Glanville and his side trick turned new wife LeAnn Rimes. Brandi hated LeAnn more than the surgeon who did that to her nose hated her. And LeAnn was slowly transforming herself into Brandi 2.0. Just last year, Brandi accused LeAnn of Single White Female-ing her for the billionth time by stalking her. But on Saturday, they put down their shanks and temporarily joined fame whore forces to get more attention by taking a selfie together.

At the birthday party of Eddie and Brandi’s 7-year-old son, the two took a pic of LeAnn serving 70s Jeff Spicoli and Brandi serving WhoVille naturalness. Brandi added this caption:

Peace in #calabasturd hanging for Jakes bda

There are three reasons for why this unholy fame whore selfie happened:

  1. One of them killed the other and manipulated her mouth into a smile before taking this Weekend at Bernie’s-style picture.
  2. LeAnn and Brandi have both realized that they milked every last drop of their feud, and it’s time to get attention for a new friendlier story arc and it may get them both a spot on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
  3. Brandi wanted the attention, and LeAnn agreed to do it if Brandi gave her a pair of used panties she can wear while pretending to be Brandi.

Whatever the case may be, this isn’t going to last, and I can practically hear Brandi saying, “I still hate you, bitch. I’m only doing it for the Instagram likes,” through her clenched veneers.

And now that LeAnn’s head has touched Brandi’s, she’s not washing her head for weeks. That’s because she’s going to need to go to a laboratory and see if scientists can extract enough of Brandi’s DNA to make her a full Brandi Glanville skin suit. I do get some “It puts the lotion in the basket” creepiness from that pic.

Pic: Instagram

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