Night Crumbs
Ethereal Austrian nightingale Conchita Wurst has decided to tell everyone that she’s HIV-positive after an ex-boyfriend threatened to go public with the info. If there’s a hell under hell, then Conchita’s blackmailing ex-boyfriend just ended up on the list of its future residents for trying to hurt Jesus’ gorgeous twin sister – Towleroad
Brad Pitt’s very own Amal Clooney is getting the pap treatment now – Lainey Gossip
Dear Bella Hadid, you tried it, but every high school girl from the 90s wore this summertime look better – Drunken Stepfather
Looks like Kanye West got Jaden Smith to ghost-tweet for him – Celebitchy
Andy Cohen, who pretty much gets paid to say that the next season of Real Housewives of Atlanta is going to be better, says that the next season of Real Housewives of Atlanta is going to be better – Reality Tea
While Miley Cyrus may not have gone to Coachella, her undertitties were there in spirit – Hollywood Tuna
The look IS Chloe Grace Moretz as 80s prairie Barbie – Popoholic
Tom Daley’s little crotch eel decided to come out and say hello to the underwater cameras – (NSFW) OMG Blog
John Stamos is an actual daddy now, but what’s really shocking is that his Disney-obsessed wife didn’t name their kid Mickey or some shit – SOW
That’s Pulitzer Prize-winning Kendrick Lamar to you – Pajiba
As always, refined tulip Bella Thorne kept it demure and timeless at Coochella. And the furry white turds falling out of her ass was a nice touch – Just Jared
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