26-year-old Farrah Abraham is a doting mother who obviously just wants to teach 9-year-old daughter Sophia about important things. Important things like how to turn something that should be private into grist for a social media post. Hence Sophia having to record mommy getting her ass cheeks stuck full of filler. It’s Farrah’s “booty secret for summer!” Um, nothing about Farah’s booty has been secretive for a loooonnnggg time.
Us Weekly reports that in an Instagram video posted on Friday, Farrah depicted herself butt up on the ass shaper’s table getting her flanks filled with chemicals to make them bigger and able to withstand more pressure. Sadly, her poor daughter is in the background holding what looks like a smartphone while recording mommy’s procedure. And from the worst angle possible! Despite Say Anything-ing that phone, Sophia is still little girl height so that angle could mean her footage is going to end up as the prologue for mommy’s next cinematic anal adventure. Does she actively hate this child? Can Sophia fashion that Nascar-checkered flag jacket into some sort of SOS symbol with which to signal for help?
Farrah went into detail for her followers about the procedure but used filters to give herself a cartoon cat face and to make her voice sound like she inhaled helium. It’s like she was trying to make it the most uncomfortable yet highly annoying Instagram post ever. Success!
“We’re putting sculpture in there. And we are just smoothing it out, keeping it normal, keeping it natural with our regular collagen, not any extra fillers,” Abraham said in a Snapchat filter that gave her a baby voice. “So this is really nice, easy, simple and it lasts for two years. I love this booty secret for summer.”
It’s not a booty secret if you subject everyone to it.
When Farrah got hate for the video, she said that she’s giving her daughter an education on health!
“This is non-invasive just like blood work or getting shots. @FlawlessLasVegas did an amazing job and our children our curious so more power to Sophia learning about aesthetics & health.”
Sophia also (supposedly) responded from her own Instagram account by writing, “This was weird. I would do squats my momma.”
And she made her dogs watch, too, the torturer! As you can imagine, opinions on Farrah’s latest terrible choice were mixed.
“This is the weirdest video ever…she’s teaching her child that she needs to get work done to feel normal,” one person wrote. “Plus her dogs are in a room where she is getting shots…cringe.”
Ok, the kid was bad but the dogs are a whole ‘nother story. Does anyone have the number for the ASPCA?