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The big blue dick in Stockholm!
If you’re shaking your head at me censoring a goddamn drawing of a goddamn blue dick, then you should know that I’m with you and shook my head while I censored a goddamn drawing of a goddamn blue dick. Curse NSFW! I mean, I always post uncensored pictures of a throbbing orange dick, but well, here we are. And there’s some dick-haters in Stockholm who wanted that azure masterpeen censored permanently, and they got their wish. It’s a sad day in the world when a Blue Man Group dick gets painted over.
Noted Swedish peen artiste Carolina Falkholt is already known for painting a beautiful, veiny pink dick on the side of a building on the Lower East Side in Manhattan last year after she was commissioned by a local street art foundation. Some neighbors cried about it, and it was eventually painted over. RIP Big Pink Veiny Dick Of The LES. The same thing happened in Stockholm.
The Guardian says that about a week ago, Carolina’s latest dick art was unveiled on the side of an apartment building. It’s a five-story tall cut veiny dick. It has been appreciated by people who love art, dicks of all shapes, colors and sizes, and Smurf cock. But not everyone loves the giant sight of Papa Smurf’s dick and cock-blocked it by complaining. I know, they’re weirdos.
The company who owns the block commissioned Carolina and other local artists to create whatever art they wanted on the side of the buildings. The company’s marketing manager said that they originally thought the big blue dick would stay up for six months, but after some people complained that they live in Stockholm, not Cockholm, it will be painted over.
“Culture and art are important in developing interesting urban environments,” Camilla Klimt, the company’s marketing manager, told the paper. “Of course, we care about artistic freedom. But at the same time, we must respect neighbours’ opinions.”
Klimt said the work would stay up for a short while so everyone interested could experience it. Although some people had welcomed the penis as an “important part of the debate about sexuality, body and gender”, others – especially neighbours – had “received it less well and perceived it as offensive”, she said.
Here’s the five-story dick that’d impress even the most pickiest of size queens (“Speak for yourself, bitch, I only get the tingles for dicks that are eight-stories or more.” – size queens).
So if you’re in Stockholm, get it while you can. And if you can’t resist the urge to lick it, make sure you play safe by Purell-ing your tongue afterward.
Pic: YouTube