Dog The Fish-Selling Pussy Is March’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

April 13, 2018 / Posted by:

There was a time when the animal kingdom constantly took a seat on the Hot Slut of the Month throne. But then less and less furry asses sat down on the throne (the tutu-wearing Olympics crasher doesn’t count). The last animal to win HSOTM was the plushie-loving seal in February 2017. And the last cat to win HSOTM was in February 2015! The pussy drought is finally over. Dog, the fish vendor cat from Vietnam, is our new HSOTM! Dlisted is finally back in the good graces of pussmanity again. We may be spared when cats finally take over the world, and please tell me that’s happening like right now.

Dog took the title by getting 35% of your votes. Behind Dog is stunning Russian block of Top Ramen Valentina Petrenko (25%), the cop wagon-saving Drag Queen Elsa of Boston (22%), and Adam Rippon’s Oscar harness (18%).

Dog will move on to the Hot Slut of 2018 semi-finals, and could possibly become the first pussy since Spaghetti Cat to take the HSOTY tiara. But the HSOTY 2018 showdown is a million years away, and hopefully when the time comes to vote, cats will have taken over and command us to vote for Dog.

Thanks to all who voted!

Pic: Lê Quốc Phong

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