Brad Pitt has been popping up in Boston, and most people say it’s because he’s boinking that MIT professor and architect. Some people might think it’s a random pair at first glance since Angelina Jolie was his last serious relationship, but some snitches say Brad likes a complicated girl, gurl.
People says Neri Oxman is exactly Brad’s type because she has beauty and brains, and it sounds like she could hold her own if it comes time to do a couple’s weekend at George and Amal Clooney’s place on Lake Como:
“It took him a long time to date, but he is now. He likes women who challenge him in every way, especially in the intellect department. Brad has seen how happy and different Amal has made his friend. It has given him something to think about.”
Hmmm! Did he not see that Muppet on the nightstand in Jennifer Aniston’s spread in Architectural Digest?! Seems plenty complicated to me! Some snitches from Brad’s camp maintain he and Neri are just friends, but he’s been spotted around her apartment at all hours of the day. I mean, you never know. She is a professor at MIT…maybe she’s just giving him one long-ass lecture on the importance of columns in a building! That may not be far off:
“One of the things Brad has said all along is that he wants to do more architecture and design work. He loves this, has found the furniture design and New Orleans developing work fulfilling, and knows he has a talent for it.”
I’m not saying that Neri Oxman is “a challenging woman,” but I don’t know if it takes much to challenge Brad. All you have to do is ask him what two divided into two is. He may not know the answer, but he would pop a boner for you.