UsWeekly Says That Brad Pitt And Neri Oxman Are More Than Just Friends

April 11, 2018 / Posted by:

There seems to be no end to the reports about Brad Pitt and his new possible lady friend, MIT professor Neri Oxman. The general consensus seems to be that Brad and Neri are in the bacteria stages of a possible relationship, which in this case is Brad bashfully asking Neri if he can carry her books for her after class. It’s all very “just friends” at the moment. Or is it?!? According to UsWeekly, Brad and Neri are just about rounding third on being a couple.

A source says that Brad is “absolutely smitten” with Neri, adding that “their chemistry is off the charts.” So smitten that they’ve taken SECRET LOVE TRIPS! Brad apparently joined Neri on a trip to the Design Indaba conference in South Africa in February, where she was a featured speaker. While other sources say their relationship is strictly professional, this source claims they’re “very much a couple.”

According to the source, they got together really quickly, with Neri dumping her “very wealthy” boyfriend “almost immediately” after meeting Brad during an MIT visit last fall. As for those “sexy nights” in Neri’s apartment, the source says that Brad has been a frequent guest at her apartment in Cambridge since November. And she’s not buzzing him in from her phone like people who are just friends might do; Brad’s got a spare key.

“Brad has been spotted going into her apartment building on multiple occasions late at night and emerging the next morning after she leaves to teach,” explains the insider, adding the Oscar winner has been given his own key to her pad.

Once they’re in there, the source claims they’re doing extremely sexy stuff, like ordering food. Who is this source with such bland information? A nosy superintendent? A window-washer that’s about to receive a restraining order? A food delivery guy that felt guilty after Brad gave him a sob story about how bored and lonely he gets waiting at home for his old lady to finish 3D printing stuff at work? Probably the third. Brad definitely looks like the “Yo, you got time to chill on the couch a bit and watch this doc on scorpions?” type.

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