Poor Jonny. First he has to deal with being Lex Luthor’s son. And now he has to deal with being the one who lost a round on Wheel of Fortune because he can’t read.
Shit was looking good for Jonny. He had $7,100 banked, and every letter of the puzzle was spelled out for him. All he had to say was “Flamenco Dance Lessons” and he would’ve won that round. But Jonny’s eyeballs did him wrong and he read “FLAMINGO Dance Lessons” instead. The loser buzzer sounded, and as a tornado of confusion blew inside of Jonny’s beautifully polished bald head, his competitor Ashley answered it correctly. Pat Sajak and the sedated porcupine on his head then had to break the sad news to Jonny. Jonny still couldn’t figure out what went wrong, and I’m no Laura from Seinfeld (aka a masterful lip-reader), but it looks like he’s pronouncing flamingo and flamenco to himself.
But don’t cry for Jonny Luthor. He won the entire game and got $19,000. And you know, the puzzle should’ve been “Flamingo Dance Lessons,” because a dance lesson from a flamingo sounds so much more fun than a flamenco dance lesson.