Kim Zolciak’s face is like a cubist painting; you truly see what your mind wants to see. Personally when I look at Kim, I see the new money cousin of Mrs. Toad from Thumbelina. Marlon Wayans looked at Kim’s face during the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion show on Sunday, and said on Instagram that it gave him flashbacks to his 2004 movie White Chicks. Usually when someone compares a person to White Chicks, they can either lean into it, like Iggy Azalea did, or they can feel deeply insulted and take it as a read. Kim chose the second.
Here’s what Marlon posted about Kim on Instagram:
According to UsWeekly, a very angry Kim jumped into the comments and slapped back at Marlon, saying:
“Was always a super big fan of yours and my kids loved you. This hurts but I guess its all for laughs.”
Kim’s husband Kroy Biermann leapt to his wife’s defense by commenting:
“You should hope & pray that one day a grown man never takes this kind of dig at the expense of your daughter. Grow up dude.”
Marlon sort of responded by posting this:
I’m actually a little shocked Kim didn’t reuse a line from the reunion and hiss back at Marlon, “Jealousy’s a disease, get well soon bitch.” Or maybe Kim was insulted at the White Chicks comparison not because of the face similarities, but because it implied a lack of class. “Excuse you Marlon, but as if I would ever be caught dead in a tacky red BMW singing Vanessa Carlton.”