Afternoon Crumbs

April 9, 2018 / Posted by:

The fighting reinas of Spain, Queen Letty and Queen Sofia, tried to do a little damage control after their Easter Sunday awkwardness by doing a completely natural oh-so-happy mother and daughter-in-law photo-op today. I should’ve italicized and bolded “tried” in that last sentence. Because if you listen closely, you can hear the voice inside Queen Letty’s head scream, “Letty, dig deep to keep from slapping down that horrid monster-in-law,” as the voice inside Queen Sofia’s head screams, “Bitch, I’d like to see you try.”   – Lainey Gossip 

Oh, screw Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle. Yes, they are doing a do-gooder good thing by asking their guests to donate to charity instead of getting them a wedding gift. But not one of the charities is The Mend Michael’s Broken Heart Foundation. How selfish can they be?! – Celebitchy

Great, now because of all the attention that Kim Zolciak has been getting lately, she’ll probably be back full-time on Real Housewives of Atlanta next season. I’m going to need to gently break the disturbing news to my lips, because they cry every time Kim’s plastic slug lips hit the screen – Reality Tea 

This is sweet and all, but show me more of that daddy – Towleroad

Here’s a name I didn’t think I would type in the year 2018: Samaire ArmstrongDrunken Stepfather

There will be more MomSOW

Elizabeth Olsen shows us what Alexis Carrington would wear if she was an alien – Popoholic

The Simpsons made poor ass Lisa be the one to say shit regarding the criticism about ApuPajiba

Did I think my Monday would include looking at Johnny Depp’s daughter and a Kylie Jenner look-alike bump chichis while wearing $2 wigs? No, but here we are – Hollywood Tuna

That load you saw flying through the air yesterday was just from Sean Hannity squirting out a stream of excitement after thinking he won his Twitter fight against Jimmy KimmelJust Jared

An actress who was on The Cosby Show was charged with disorderly conduct after topless protesting near Ole’ Puddin’ Pop outside of court today – Jezebel

Pic: Wenn.com

 

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