Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 8, 2018 / Posted by:

Yesterday’s HSOTD was a human lightning rod of DANCE!!! (yes, a planted human lightning rod of DANCE!!! but still a human lightning rod of DANCE!!!), so let’s keep that theme going by paying homage to this seasoned sparkler of moves. Not much is known about this short, but cavity-inducingly sweet, clip of a lady in pink getting hers. We don’t know who ole’ girl is, where she is, or when this was shot. But the answers to those questions don’t really matter. The only thing that matters is that out there in the world is a hero in a pink beret (maybe Prince is slightly color blind and THIS goddess is who he was talking about when he wrote Raspberry Beret) who gives zero fucks because she’s too busy giving the people a show.

This clip has been making the rounds on Twitter, and beyond, because grannies dancing is visual industrial-strength Prozac for the soul. In the span of just 90 seconds, she does The Robot, The Hitchhiker, The Twist, and moves that haven’t even been invented yet. Sweet moves are made of these!

Yesterday’s HSOTD was staged, and I’m thinking this clip is too. I mean, two humans walk by her like nothing, and they don’t do what anyone’s natural instinct would be, which is to get on their knees and worship at her sweet moves-producing feet. And not only that, but why is there still snow on that deck? Any highly educated scientist will tell you that it’s scientifically impossible for snow or ice to not instantly melt when hit with scorching moves like that!

Pic: YouTube

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