As a Bostonian, Dunkies is a necessary part of my existence. Luckily, there’s one on every street corner from Revere to P-Town. You could be stranded in a crevasse in the Berkshires and there’s probably going to be Dunkies in a shrub nearby. That being said, no. Just no to Dunkin’ Donuts Donut Fries. How can you be so lazy that you’re unable to lift a single donut and need it separated into sections?
Grub Street says that Dunkin’ is testing their donut fries in Boston only as part of their “Gotta Have $2 Snacks” menu.
— Dustin Pari (@dustinpari) March 19, 2018
I live in the same town at the original Dunkies, where I’m sure all of the planning of new edibles happens in the back room or whatever. Someone on staff needed to Norma Rae this mess and climb on a coffee machine and stop everyone and scream “WHAT ARE WE DOING?!? WE JUST INTRODUCED A CARAMEL CHOCOHOLIC DONUT AND NOW WE’RE OFFERING DONUT FRIES? AMERICA IS GOING TO STOP RUNNING ON DUNKIN’ AND DIE ON US INSTEAD IF WE KEEP THIS UNHOLY OFFERINGS UP!”
Pic: Dunkin’ Donuts