Open Post: Hosted By Dunkin’ Donuts’ Donut Fries

April 7, 2018 / Posted by:

As a Bostonian, Dunkies is a necessary part of my existence. Luckily, there’s one on every street corner from Revere to P-Town. You could be stranded in a crevasse in the Berkshires and there’s probably going to be Dunkies in a shrub nearby. That being said, no. Just no to Dunkin’ Donuts Donut Fries. How can you be so lazy that you’re unable to lift a single donut and need it separated into sections?

Grub Street says that Dunkin’ is testing their donut fries in Boston only as part of their “Gotta Have $2 Snacks” menu.

I live in the same town at the original Dunkies, where I’m sure all of the planning of new edibles happens in the back room or whatever. Someone on staff needed to Norma Rae this mess and climb on a coffee machine and stop everyone and scream “WHAT ARE WE DOING?!? WE JUST INTRODUCED A CARAMEL CHOCOHOLIC DONUT AND NOW WE’RE OFFERING DONUT FRIES? AMERICA IS GOING TO STOP RUNNING ON DUNKIN’ AND DIE ON US INSTEAD IF WE KEEP THIS UNHOLY OFFERINGS UP!

Pic: Dunkin’ Donuts

Tags:
SHARE
Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >